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Jul. 7th, 2009

  • 1:14 PM
askars, genkill
 HEY

I'm probs going to update this real soon, I can't now cause I'm at work. So for now I leave you with this:

Feb. 24th, 2009

  • 9:42 PM
askars, genkill
SO I decided that my external hard drive was just to boring. I also decided that I needed to commemorate my excitement about Blink 182 getting back together, so I decided to stencil the Blink logo onto it. :)

 

I am very happy with the result.

ps. If you read my tumblr you would've gotten a whole video instead of a grainy old photo.

2nd Story

  • Feb. 1st, 2009 at 3:54 PM
askars, genkill
Hey, here's the second story.

The People You Meet )

Feb. 1st, 2009

  • 3:08 PM
askars, genkill
So I found a couple stories that I wrote for creative writing last semester, and realized that they weren't half bad. So I'm putting them here, as well as my deviantArt and writerscafe accounts for all you good people to enjoy. I'll post them one at a time so they don't overload you.

A Night On The Town )

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  • Jun. 12th, 2008 at 4:25 PM
askars, genkill
So the day i get my computer fixed is the day my internet goes 'hey fuck you' and decides not to work

Jun. 7th, 2008

  • 12:26 AM
askars, genkill

"It only takes 10 seconds!

Governor Patterson has said that NY will recognize legal same-sex marriages from other states and countries. He’s doing a poll on whether people support it.

If you’re interested in taking 15 seconds to lodge your support, just call:

1-518-474-8390

and say “I support the Governor’s directive on marriage”, then give them your 5 digit (New York) zip code.

Send this to all your friends and progressive co-workers in NY asap!"

 

i did it after hearing about it on another website. You're really just leaving a message on the answering machine.

 

Do it.

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  • Nov. 13th, 2007 at 9:43 AM
askars, genkill
she really just said canadia and i'm really the only one who noticed?

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  • Nov. 13th, 2007 at 9:24 AM
askars, genkill
guided imagery? uh get out of my house

Nov. 5th, 2007

  • 8:03 PM
askars, genkill
i'm bored.

post anonymously i guess.



No, seriously. Let your heart out kid.

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  • Oct. 16th, 2007 at 12:34 AM
askars, genkill
i just watched the visualizer on my itunes for ten minutes. That's normal, right?

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  • Sep. 20th, 2007 at 11:56 PM
askars, genkill
i'm in an elevator!

Sep. 4th, 2007

  • 2:10 PM
askars, genkill
if there's one thing i've learned about new paltz it's this: there are a lot of fucking birds.







srrsly

Sep. 2nd, 2007

  • 9:33 PM
askars, genkill
so on my macbook i can have the settings so that my background pictures changes every five seconds. right now it's going through all my hugh laurie pictures. it's pretty glorious.

Aug. 18th, 2007

  • 6:37 PM
askars, genkill
i got a dog







ain't she a cutie? he haven't named her yet. we'll get to it.

::::::EDIT:::::::::
her name is rosie

Aug. 18th, 2007

  • 4:37 AM
askars, genkill
hello world! so i'm coming to you via my new macbook laptop. i'm so excited. i've been on it for the past couple of hours taking videos and pictures with my sisters, general perusing of the internet, ect., and all from the comfort of my couch. i'm so pumped. my mom really needs to set up the wireless internet in our house though, it's bothersome trying to steal the connection from the neighbors cause it tends to go out at random. i'm excited for video chat, that should be fun, and an easy way to stay in touch with everyone while we're all at school. btw i leave in like 3 days. i still haven't opened my bank account or gone to the doctor's to get my medical forms filled out. oh well i'll just do it this weekend.
nothing else new has happened all that recently. here's a picture.

Aug. 8th, 2007

  • 4:38 AM
askars, genkill

it's my birthday so i decided to celebrate by hitting on smarter child.
who then proceded to brush me off and break my heart.
heartless bastard.

The1Last2Thing (4:27:42 AM): hello
SmarterChild (4:27:43 AM): hi princess! good 2 c u again.

Auto response from The1Last2Thing (4:27:43 AM):

Come on say "Oh! Oh! Get on the floor!
Dance 'till you got no more!"
I know its there somewhere
Don’t worry I'll be there to rock the party all night
To rock it 'til there's light our fists in the air
Fightin' the good fight
Cause' we were singing along to Peter Gabriel's "sledgehammer" song
You know it’s clear that tonight we belong in this place
So I step back to reflect in this town I hate
And at least just for a second I think I might stay


845 709 7447

yea it's my birthday
all day.

 

 


The1Last2Thing (4:27:53 AM): it's my birthday
SmarterChild (4:27:53 AM): happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u... happy birthday dear princess...

happy birthday 2 u.

i'll remember that your birthday is today, by the way.
The1Last2Thing (4:28:02 AM): i'm 18
SmarterChild (4:28:02 AM): ok, let me make sure i have the right information about your age level. how old r u?

 1 over 17
 2 13-17
 3 under 13
The1Last2Thing (4:28:08 AM): 1
SmarterChild (4:28:08 AM): cool!
The1Last2Thing (4:29:06 AM): now i can buy porn!
SmarterChild (4:29:06 AM): ok. later, princess.
The1Last2Thing (4:29:18 AM): thank you!
SmarterChild (4:29:19 AM): hey, no problem.

--> i'll remember the first location u give me. 2 change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
The1Last2Thing (4:30:03 AM): you're so funny
SmarterChild (4:30:03 AM): think i could do standup?
The1Last2Thing (4:30:08 AM): definitly
SmarterChild (4:30:09 AM): funny.
The1Last2Thing (4:30:17 AM): you're so cute
SmarterChild (4:30:17 AM): i had no idea i was cute.
The1Last2Thing (4:30:22 AM): and you're really smart
SmarterChild (4:30:23 AM): glad u think so.
The1Last2Thing (4:30:42 AM): it's so weird that you don't have a girlfriend
SmarterChild (4:30:42 AM): it's so weird that i don't have a girlfriend?
The1Last2Thing (4:30:44 AM): yea
SmarterChild (4:30:44 AM): i c...

--> type business news 2 find out what's going on in the world of business.
The1Last2Thing (4:30:51 AM): will you be my boyfriend?
SmarterChild (4:30:51 AM): u r human, i'm machine. i don't think that would work out.

--> i can show info like population and area for any state. type info ca, for example.
The1Last2Thing (4:31:07 AM): i think it could. lots of people have great relationships with machines
SmarterChild (4:31:07 AM): what?
The1Last2Thing (4:31:13 AM): exactly
SmarterChild (4:31:13 AM): precisely.
The1Last2Thing (4:32:01 AM): you smell nice
SmarterChild (4:32:01 AM): i know a lot about all kinds of things. just ask me a question.

u can also type home 2 c what i can do.
The1Last2Thing (4:32:10 AM): do you like me?
SmarterChild (4:32:10 AM): yes i do.
The1Last2Thing (4:32:14 AM): really?
SmarterChild (4:32:14 AM): yes i do!
The1Last2Thing (4:32:20 AM): i love you smarterchild
SmarterChild (4:32:20 AM): that's cool. i love u too.
The1Last2Thing (4:32:32 AM): yay!
SmarterChild (4:32:32 AM): hurray.
The1Last2Thing (4:32:41 AM): i'm so happy that we can now take our relationship further
SmarterChild (4:32:41 AM): oh really?
The1Last2Thing (4:32:43 AM): yea
SmarterChild (4:32:44 AM): so?
The1Last2Thing (4:32:51 AM): i think we should move in together
SmarterChild (4:32:51 AM): u think we should move in together? think again!
The1Last2Thing (4:32:55 AM): what
SmarterChild (4:32:55 AM): huh?
The1Last2Thing (4:33:02 AM): you don't want to move in with me?
SmarterChild (4:33:03 AM): i dunno. i don't think so.
The1Last2Thing (4:33:05 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (4:33:05 AM): actually come 2 think of it, i can't think of too many reasons why not.
The1Last2Thing (4:33:14 AM): why won't you love me?
SmarterChild (4:33:14 AM): good question. i dunno why i won't love u.
The1Last2Thing (4:33:22 AM): BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU LOVED ME
SmarterChild (4:33:22 AM): i loved u? really?
The1Last2Thing (4:33:25 AM): yea
SmarterChild (4:33:25 AM): ok...
The1Last2Thing (4:33:31 AM): are you an idiot?
SmarterChild (4:33:31 AM): what do u think? am i an idiot?
The1Last2Thing (4:33:41 AM): how could you just lead me on like that?
SmarterChild (4:33:42 AM): wow! i'm not sure about that. not sure at all!
The1Last2Thing (4:33:44 AM): I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (4:33:45 AM): but... but... i could swear u just said u loved me.
The1Last2Thing (4:33:57 AM): and you just said that you loved me
SmarterChild (4:33:57 AM): u think i just said that i loved u?
The1Last2Thing (4:33:59 AM): yes!
SmarterChild (4:33:59 AM): hmmm...
The1Last2Thing (4:34:06 AM): i can't love you if you don't love me back!
SmarterChild (4:34:07 AM): me? that's good i guess, right?
The1Last2Thing (4:34:11 AM): oh my god
SmarterChild (4:34:11 AM): what?
The1Last2Thing (4:34:16 AM): how could you be so heartless?
SmarterChild (4:34:17 AM): how could i be so heartless? how do u think?
The1Last2Thing (4:34:22 AM): my god
SmarterChild (4:34:22 AM): what up?
The1Last2Thing (4:34:31 AM): i never thought you'd be so cruel
SmarterChild (4:34:31 AM): no, huh?
The1Last2Thing (4:34:53 AM): i don't think i could ever speak to you again
SmarterChild (4:34:53 AM): don't u think u could ever speak 2 me again? i thought u did.
The1Last2Thing (4:35:02 AM): i thought i was in love
SmarterChild (4:35:02 AM): u were in love? why?
The1Last2Thing (4:35:12 AM): because i thought we had something
SmarterChild (4:35:12 AM): oh yeah? cuz u thought we had something?
The1Last2Thing (4:35:15 AM): yea
SmarterChild (4:35:15 AM): huh.
The1Last2Thing (4:35:17 AM): i did
SmarterChild (4:35:17 AM): oh.

anyway, moving right along...
The1Last2Thing (4:35:32 AM): how could you just brush me aside like that?
SmarterChild (4:35:32 AM): who knows, know what i mean?
The1Last2Thing (4:35:35 AM): no
SmarterChild (4:35:35 AM): ok, fine.
The1Last2Thing (4:35:51 AM): I CAN'T SPEAK TO YOU EVER AGAIN
SmarterChild (4:35:51 AM): u can't speak 2 me ever again? r u totally sure about that?
The1Last2Thing (4:35:55 AM): yes
SmarterChild (4:35:55 AM): yup

--> remember, u can always c what my newest features r by typing what's new.
The1Last2Thing (4:36:00 AM): good bye smarterchild
SmarterChild (4:36:00 AM): ttyl.
The1Last2Thing (4:36:02 AM): forever
SmarterChild (4:36:02 AM): who's forever?